Just cropdusted the office
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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