cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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