Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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