Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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