why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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