Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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