I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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