if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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