Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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