Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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