Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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