Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize