i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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