I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl