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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!

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(617): Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them! http://tfl.nu/ih83

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(217): View more from Illinois

I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...

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(217): I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs... http://tfl.nu/dm06

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(503): View more from Oregon

I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.

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(503): I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties. http://tfl.nu/xw7t

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(646): View more from New York

I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing

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(646): I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing http://tfl.nu/0l5a

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(951): View more from California

I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(951): I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad. http://tfl.nu/nyqb

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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.

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(313): My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission. http://tfl.nu/o1g8

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(210): View more from Texas

BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed

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(210): BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed http://tfl.nu/opf8

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(574): View more from Indiana

A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.

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(574): A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments. http://tfl.nu/8p58

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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.

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(847): Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron. http://tfl.nu/1d6g

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(906): View more from Michigan

Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.

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(906): Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work. http://tfl.nu/815e

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(817): View more from Texas

Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.

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(817): Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer. http://tfl.nu/fjqn

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(207): View more from Maine

This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.

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(207): This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand. http://tfl.nu/o8tl

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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.

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(302): my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list. http://tfl.nu/q5hw

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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.

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(306): Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face. http://tfl.nu/y8xh

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(207): View more from Maine

You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?

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(207): You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet? http://tfl.nu/ukgu

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