My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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