ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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