The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
They have beer where we have blood.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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