Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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