Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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