are you still at the devil's house?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Let's get the cat blown out
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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