look no pants
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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