You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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