Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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