You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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