i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just found a bag of teeth...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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