are you still at the devil's house?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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