thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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