A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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