MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
