Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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