I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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