Sry I called you an 8
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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