i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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