I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm really busy with my period
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