so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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