Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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