Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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