That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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