i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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