Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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