He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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