its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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