And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO