I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch