I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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