i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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