So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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