your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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