haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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