worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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