this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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