He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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