i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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